And no, I don’t mean boobs and butt!
Okay, but those aren’t the same anymore either.
You still are — but you’re just not feeling that way lately —
Because now you’re, like, actually a mama.
Like you have a child.
Like it’s your number one responsibility to NOT eff that up.
They sorta depend on you for survival and stuff.
But it’s been a few months… okay 6… okay it’s been a year (or longer)…
And you just haven’t gotten back into it.
Things are soft where they used to be sexy.
Your body isn’t cooperating with you.
Your schedule laughs at you.
And your baby, well, cute as he/she is — is not all “ra ra ra” about you leaving their side either.
More like “waa waa waa” actually…
I’m like a Superhero, but for moms who want to get fit (again) in realistic, actionable ways.
Ways that don’t make your head spin.
Ways that don’t make you go “well forget it” as soon as the baby starts crying.
Ways that are actually DOABLE and FUN